I'm the President, dumbass! Question me, and you're un-American and God will strike you down.
No, this is not actually the journal of George W. Bush. This is a satirical look at the way the man might react to things given his arguably extreme actions and words of the past.
This is just a humorous look at the President we all know and love.
The people listed as "friends" below are the worst subversives and deviants America has to offer, except for those dazzling urban rappers. I am keeping them under my close personal scrutiny and observation, personally and closely.