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Torture Bill FTW [Sep. 30th, 2006|05:24 pm]
President George W. Bush
I understand some of you are upset that my Torture Bill has been overwhelmingly approved. Now first off, you shouldn't call it the Torture Bill. While I do intend to use it to detain former president Clinton, it's not just to torture Bill. With the passage of the Military Commissions Act of 2006, we can hold anybody as an enemy combatant and rip their testicles off slowly, or lock them up for as long as we like. This is a great victory for freedom, as I am now more free to do whatever I want to you, and my Thuggee Guards are not obligated to even tell you why they are shoving a living salamander up your ass (I really love the looks you citizens get when they do that). Or the sewing under the eyelids of hungry Madagascar cockroaches.

I especially want to thank all the treasonous Democrats who voted for this measure to pass, such as Mike McIntyre from North Carolina, Sanford Bishop of Georgia, and the lovely Melissa Bean from Illinois, among others. Without your support, I might actually have had to justify this complete disregard of what used to be Americans' rights. Here's a list of who voted what way. You should memorize this list of politicians loyal to my regime, because if you don't know their names, how will I know you are loyal when we come to your house?

God bless them all.
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[User Picture]From: darkblood777
2006-10-01 04:52 am (UTC)
Just remember to ask yourself...

WWJT - Who Would Jesus Torture?
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[User Picture]From: asilana
2006-10-01 07:26 pm (UTC)
"Judas! Try the mulled wine. It's terrific!"
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[User Picture]From: ninsun
2006-10-01 07:23 pm (UTC)
i think i am going to be sick.
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[User Picture]From: foxsynergy
2006-10-01 07:25 pm (UTC)
Everybody who voted in favor of this atrocity is sick.
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[User Picture]From: ninsun
2006-10-01 08:10 pm (UTC)
agreed.
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2006-10-01 07:33 pm (UTC)
I thought you bondage types would like this bill.
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[User Picture]From: ninsun
2006-10-01 08:10 pm (UTC)
no.
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2006-10-01 08:11 pm (UTC)
Well, goofy gosh.
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[User Picture]From: ninsun
2006-10-01 08:21 pm (UTC)
sticks tounge at you.
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[User Picture]From: asilana
2006-10-01 08:34 pm (UTC)
Please be careful. When this guy gets excited, people die.
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[User Picture]From: ninsun
2006-10-01 08:53 pm (UTC)
so true.
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