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Pope your eyes out [Sep. 16th, 2006|04:22 pm]
President George W. Bush
I feel the need to clarificate on some points made by the Pope in some recent pointage. A lot of Muslims are angry at the Pope for saying that all Muslims are terrorists. And the Muslims will probably try to blow up the Pope in a terrorist attack in order to prove him wrong. In order to protect the American people, we have to remember that what the Pope says is right. Islamic religions propogatify themselves through violence and death. Everything the Pope says, you should listen to. Except that he is wrong about a couple things. Gays are evil, not just someone you have to keep an eye on. Also, the Catholic church is a church of well intentioned but misguided people. Once we have converted the Pope to a Southern Baptist, everything will be OK.
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[User Picture]From: jonny_darko
2006-09-16 09:19 pm (UTC)
But you're a Methodist, sir. Did Cheney forget to tell you that?
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[User Picture]From: asilana
2006-09-16 10:28 pm (UTC)
Maybe the Southern Baptists are the Jesusland navy?
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2006-09-16 10:32 pm (UTC)
They're the marines, actually. It's another way to mobilize my undead redneck army.
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From: ca9i
2006-09-18 03:53 pm (UTC)
Hmmm. About the evil gay thing... You do know that most Roman Catholic priests wear something called a cassock- sort of like a dress. Oh, but then you've got the FBI in your corner too don't you:P?
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2006-09-18 10:39 pm (UTC)
Let's be reasonable. If we automatically denounce every person who has ever worn a dress as a homosexual, we would have to attack Scotland next. I am told by Mr. Gonzales that there is a difference between homosexuals and transvestites, and that they don't even act the same while you're raping them.
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