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Thank you, Red America [Sep. 12th, 2006|11:24 pm]
President George W. Bush
We've just concluded the fifth annual 9-11 Orgy For Freedom and disposed of the guests Flight 77 style, and I am in a great mood! I'm in such a good mood, that I want to thank each and every one of you, the American citizens. I would also like to thank the Iraqi parents who left their daughters and sons unattended.

Also, I would like to thank Disney for producing the propaganda film "The Path to 9-11", and Steve Jobs in particular. When a recent polling showed that only three out of ten people believe the World Trade Center was destroyed by airplanes, Mr. Jobs and his firm took this task of bending the facts that are on the record, as well as the daunting job of fabricating all the rest. I would also like to thank Mac users everywhere. Not only have you demonstrated that you are easily led by the media, and thus the ideal Americans, but you also have given your money to Mr. Jobs in order to further our campaign of disinformation. Wow, without you... people might think our lies ain't true!

While I was looking at our handiwork at the site of Ground Zero, I was glad to help lend an air of religion to the scene. Remember, do as God says. And I'll tell you what that is. You've got to obey me and God, or you're a terrorist wiccan commie towelhead whore, like the entire Democratic party, who would rather see humane treatment of people and higher rates of pay for working Americans than gratuitous (and often fun) torture and more estate tax breaks for the wealthy. God damn them! And god damn reporters for claiming we said there was a link between Iraq and 9-11, solely based on the fact that we did say that. Motherfuckers jumping to conclusions. Like I told Mr. Blair, they need to just stop that shit.

I just want to remind you that a police state is a safe state, and unless it's in the palm of your hand, you just can't trust freedom! You don't want a Democracy -- that would be a country controlled by Democrats! The only way to be safe from the terrorist threat is for this country to be run by Republicans. That would make it a Republic, like the wonderful and free country of China.

Also, we have to stop Iran with the nukeyaler weapons, and all Democrats are terrorists. And all members of the Green Party are Al Qaida operatives made out of plastic explosives.

So I'm gonna finish this very last beer, snuff this last girl, and jerk off to the film of those towers falling over and over and over again. This has really been a fabulous plan. God bless you.
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[User Picture]From: fallstosilver
2006-09-13 12:10 pm (UTC)
Glad to see you're back, Mr. President. I was worried that your hands were getting clean or something..
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[User Picture]From: foxsynergy
2006-09-13 10:50 pm (UTC)
Sounds to me like they'd look like they're covered in red sauce and old mayonnaise by now.
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[User Picture]From: asilana
2006-09-13 11:14 pm (UTC)
By "snuff", I hope you mean dried and powdered tobacco....
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2006-09-13 11:41 pm (UTC)
Tobacco kills people.
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