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My Pants. Are wholesome Christian pants. [Sep. 12th, 2006|07:22 pm]
President George W. Bush
Sorry for the delay. We're still hanging out here on the second day of the fifth anniversary celebration of 9-11, passing around the 40's. God damn, we're having a good time. We've had a bunch of little Iraqi girls kidnapped and Cheney's jumping in and out of the dungeon as I type this. Listen, your tax dollars are HARD at work, and there's still more beer. I think Gonzales just ran back in with the whip. Man, that's like the sixth time today! Anyway, I'm gonna go show 'em who's in charge. As soon as I can figure out how to undo my pants.
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[User Picture]From: rick_day
2006-09-13 12:15 am (UTC)

pour out a little on the corner for all the dead sol-jas

good to have ya back, Dub.

It is good to be King.
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2006-09-13 03:55 am (UTC)

Re: pour out a little on the corner for all the dead sol-jas

Thank you, my loyal constituency. I'll make sure to honor the dead with it just as soon as it passes through my small intestine.
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[User Picture]From: asilana
2006-09-13 11:12 pm (UTC)

Re: pour out a little on the corner for all the dead sol-jas

You're a real whiz at this presi-density thing, aren't you?
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