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Really, it's just a goddamned piece of paper. [Dec. 16th, 2005|12:50 am]
President George W. Bush
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I understand that a lot of weak-willed, unpatriotic freedom haters are whining about me referring to the Constitution as such just a few days ago. I would like to remind you that this is a country built on freedom. One of the basic human rights of freedom that has been established in this country is our responsibility... out duty... to change the government to more properly serve the people. As Supreme Ruler of Everything Commander-In-Chief, I feel that it is my duty as a proud American to lead by example. And so, I would like to remind you that the Constitution can be wadded up and chucked like any other government document, by the wording in it and the Declaration of Independence as well. I could ball it up and wipe my ass with it, and it wouldn't matter. Cheney, Gonzalez, and I could all rip it into strips and roll big joints and roll around on the Oval Office floor, laughing our asses off the way we did with the Downing Street Memo. Err... Anyway, that's the long and short of it. And under the First Amendment, I can say anything about the Constitution I damn well please. So stick it, and shut up already.

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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2005-12-16 06:06 am (UTC)
You see? The First Amendment protects your right to call me funny names like a pre-pubescent schoolboy.

And the agents on their way to your house right now have the right to bear arms.
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From: sebastian_wong
2005-12-16 06:51 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2005-12-16 08:08 pm (UTC)
That's what I like to hear, my goose-stepping red comrade!
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[User Picture]From: red_tailed_hawk
2005-12-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
So...under that same First Amendment, I am able to take the Patriot Act and rip it apart. And I can draw you as a demon and post it all over the Internet. Good, good.

And as a note, slow down on the hits. People are getting suspicious about the fact that all sorts of people who you did or would disagree with are dying. But honestly, a person like William Proxmire would be 6.02x10^23 better Presidents than you.
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2005-12-17 05:11 am (UTC)
Naw, 'cause you see there's two things stopping you there.

1) What you're talking about ain't speech. One's an action. The other's pictures.

B) You're not me. In case you didn't notice, the goddamn piece of paper only applies when I want it to. Or at least it will when I have firmly established Martial Law.

Like Proxmire? What, do you mean "bald" or "fifteen years dead"? Anyway, that comment's typing, not speech. So there.

Do not tangle with my brains, 'cuz it will be a one-sided battle with only one side.
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[User Picture]From: asilana
2005-12-17 05:14 am (UTC)
Why not? I hear monkey brains are quite tasty?
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2005-12-17 05:21 am (UTC)
Ooh, I got to try me some of them. Maybe chicken fried.
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[User Picture]From: red_tailed_hawk
2005-12-17 05:56 am (UTC)
Mr. President, I would love to engage you in a battle of wits. But my personal honor prohibits me from combatting an unarmed opponent. And you are most definitely unarmed.

P.S. Actions fall under freedom of expression, and pictures and typing fall under freedom of press and freedom of dissent.
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2005-12-17 06:04 am (UTC)
So does taking over the world and invading countries that would rather be left alone. It's how I release my feelings. Well, that and crapping.
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[User Picture]From: matchgirl42
2005-12-17 02:02 am (UTC)
Oooh! Does that mean I can wipe my ass with your birth certificate?

It's just a piece of paper, after all.
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[User Picture]From: president_dubya
2005-12-17 05:03 am (UTC)
Shore I gess you cood but thee fact is I am soo slobberin drunk right now i dont think i could evenn care.


hey itd be funny if you got paper cuts onn yer ass! Woohahaw! I cann git people to do a dooor to door search for folks with cut-up assses and findyy you if i need to anyways.

i am such a fscking jeeneyus
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